“I’m sorry … next time?!”
(Source: catching-everlark, via eiirene)
“I was a Harry Potter nerd. Pencils were wands. I was going to Hogwarts. The whole thing. You don’t understand what a nerd I am. I mean, if they remade them, I’d still go. Like, I’ve seen all of [the originals], and that’s always going to be Harry. That’s always going to be Ron and Hermione. But if they did it again, I absolutely would go, because I want to see it all again.”
(Source: -kunis, via realitycheckbounced)

tragic endings | a sitcom about the apocalypsethe end is near, but it’s not nigh quite yet. As they await for Judgement Day to reign fiery pain down upon humanity, the recently released Four Horsemen rent out a loft in SoHo together. Famine gets a job as a waitress at Hooters, Pestilence becomes an EMT for Our Lady of Faith Memorable Hospital, War decides to run for local office, and Death volunteers for the Suicide Hotline. Of course, things aren’t all corpses and torture for the foursome. There’s the Brothers (and Sister), archangels Michael, Gabrielle, Raphael, and Azrael, determined to ruin their fun and, of course, there’s each other—it’s hard enough being four women living together, trying being four women and agents of the never-ending suffering sharing a single bathroom. The end may be nighing, but only if they manage to not kill each other first.
zoe saldana as pestilence
christina hendricks as war
mylene jampanoi as famine
amber heard as death
idris elba as archangel michael
aishwarya rai as archangel gabrielle
jamie dornan as archangel raphael
matt barr as archangel azrael
(Source: widowmaker, via realitycheckbounced)
#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
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(Source: quellary, via swordofice)